From the best bukkake videos, to the most disgusting forms of felching, porn sure knows how to push boundaries.
The internet has supplied us with some pretty crazy things since its advent in the 90’s. From presidential twitter blasts, porn pop-ups that froze your whole screen, to cats that just need cheezburger, it’s a wonder it can still surprise us with what we can stumble upon. What is surprising is how many of these weird, and sometimes downright terrifying, porn niches take much of their content from bukkake. We’ve gone to the far reaches of the web to find you some of the best bukkake videos as well as every other type of crazy porn that has been influenced by them. You can thank us later.
Best Bukkake Videos
Easily an internet favorite, the best bukkake videos depict a woman being ejaculated upon by a circle of men. In traditional bukkake videos, the woman was meant to be humiliated by the experience, and was forced to wear submissive outfits. Most of the modern and best bukkake videos show a buxom lady thoroughly enjoying the experience, as if she’s gone to some super weird spa day. Just make sure you don’t go for the mud bath!
Wild Occult Porn
Occult porn is a special niche that takes viewers to the less than magical arena of witches and wizards getting it on. With a “swish and flick” of far more than just their wands, these lords and ladies of the occult porn world are truly dedicated to their roles. Leaving just about everyone exclaiming “You’re a Wizard… and hairy”! Have these princes and princesses of porn bested bukkake videos? Not exactly, but they definitely have some people under their spell.
Funky Felching Porn
Felching porn is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach for that matter. Felching takes suggestions from Japanese Gokkun porn (a variation of the best bukkake videos), where the men cum in a cup, rather than on the lady, and then present it to her for consumption. However, in felching, the cup is usually another type of vessel. Like a vagina… or anus. Don’t worry, we’re cringing right along with you.
Mystical Menstrual Porn
Menstrual porn is only mystical because we can’t seem to figure out why it’s even a genre. Remember that scene in The Shining where the elevator doors open, and an entire corridor of a hotel fills with blood? Well, its that. Only with more porn and explicit genital shots. We can understand after watching the best bukkake videos why anointing someone with seminal fluid might be sexy, but period blood? No thank you.
F#@$ing Weird Figurine Videos
To us, this particular niche of porn just looks like the best bukkake videos made on a shoestring budget. Figurine porn videos consist of men masturbating, and ejaculating on, figurines. Barbie dolls, G.I. Joes, Troll dolls – any figurine is fair game. And you thought Toy Story 3 had an ending that was hard to swallow.
Not-so-Funny Clown Porn
Truly the things that nightmares are made of. Clown porn is exactly what it sounds like. Not everyone is dressed in the costume that strikes fear into the heart of many. Clown porn generally consists of a regular looking girl that ends up banging Bozo. Occasionally, clown porn pairs with the best bukkake videos. Let us remind you, that’s not water coming out of the flower on his lapel.
Momma’s Milking Porn
Milking porn takes the “what natural, human produced fluid can I cover you in” game to the next level. It all starts when a lactating woman uses her fluids to feed… no, wait. While women are producing milk, they have other’s milk them (or they milk themselves) into a glass, or directly onto another performer. I don’t think we need to point out how this is related to the best bukkake videos, because that would just be udderly ridiculous.
Geez! It’s Geriatric Porn
That’s right folks. You heard it here first (hopefully). There is absolutely a porn niche that encompasses the wide and less than whimsical world of the elderly. From bedridden banging, to wheelchair whoopie, geriatric porn hits more uncomfortable positions than your grandpa has pills. The only thing these denture poppin daddies have in common with the best bukkake videos is that they cover themselves in ointment every night.